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[19 Jun 2008|02:24am]
http://www.whitecaps-baseball.com/MULTIMEDIA/human_slinky.html

This honestly disturbs me more than anything
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[07 Apr 2008|03:22am]
Top Gun sucks.

It is an hour and 50 minute shit fest circle jerk. Tom cruise is some bad ass fighter pilot who is CAH-RAZY but yet knows what he is doing. Since i was the last person on the face of the earth to see this movie i figured i might as well check it out and hear what all the fuss is about. It pretty much is summed up like this.
1. Tom "Maverick" Cruise gets into a pilot training course for the best of the best.
1.5 Tom "Maverick" Cruise goes up against two closet homosexual for first in his class.
2. Tom "Maverick" Cruise gets butthurt when his copilot dies.
3. Bawwww
4. Tom "Maverick" Cruise saves the day
5. ??????
6. No more butthurt, girl comes back the day is saved.

The End
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[22 Oct 2007|06:21pm]
This is a song called the history of Tenacious D
And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past,
Its a chronicling of our rise
TO POWER!
We ride with kings on mighty steeds across the devil's plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain - No!


We've run with wolves
We've climbed K2, even stopped a moving train
We've traveled through space and time my friends to rock this house again Rock!


We ride and we ride and we'll never subside
We'll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride,
I'll tan your fucking hide
RIDE!


Kyle's fingers be silver
Jack's voice then be gold
But lest you think we're vain!
We know you're all robots and we don't care
Tenacious D - we reign!


We reign supreme
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme, and a cutlass supreme
Supreme yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gonna count 1,2,3
Supreme
Gonna count 1,2,3
Supreme
Gonna count 1,2,3
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme and a cutlass supreme
SUPREME!!!!!!!
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[10 Oct 2007|01:51am]
this is why i cant have nice things.




I have gotten so good at messing good things up over the years. Go me.
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[06 Oct 2007|01:56am]
eat shit and die assfuckers.


on a side note a stray cat attacked me and i blooded all over. Am i gonna die?
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[21 Sep 2007|05:42am]
almost 6am, i have a lab at 8:30 meaning i leave here around 8. Now the question is do i go to bed and take the 2 hour "nap" or do i stay up all night? This is the question i find myself thinking about a lot. I dont know what to do? 8:30 lab, 11:30 recitation, 1pm home departure, 3:30pm home arrival, good weekend i hope. I am tired physically but not mentally....sleep is a hassle.
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[19 Sep 2007|10:57pm]
i am better than everyone else.
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[21 Aug 2007|07:26pm]
moved in, all is good. Classes are going alright they should be good!

Great things happening in life, everything is good. I am happy.

Coming back for labor day and I hope it is a good weekend!
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[15 Jul 2007|04:17am]
stuff isnt good
something is missing that i need
dont know what it is
dont know what to do about it
it is 4:19 in the morning sleep isnt for me
my stomach feels uneasy
emo post is emo
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[24 May 2007|01:18am]
Bang your head
Wake the dead
We're all metal mad
It's all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead
Oh yeah!
Metal Health
It's not too bad
Bad Bad


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[04 Apr 2007|03:22am]
So i watch nascar....so whats it to ya?
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[24 Mar 2007|02:42am]
Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers
U Wearin' coke whites cuz my vans look clean


thinkin about buying white air force ones? anyone have input? it is forces or vans? help me decide please.

nothing much to say college is ehh I guess i wish it was more like movies but sadly it is not. Maybe someday it will be.
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[20 Mar 2007|04:05pm]
they found a dead body in my basement
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[01 Mar 2007|10:46pm]
update
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[12 Feb 2007|11:58pm]
be my valentine
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[30 Jan 2007|10:47am]
my computer broke..

bye internet for a weekish.
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truth. [24 Jan 2007|02:53am]
I have the right to do whatever the hell I want to my own body. If it kills me slowly, happy for me. Fuck you. Clack clack, stop me.
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[18 Jan 2007|02:22am]
i listen to gasolina a lot. ahaha RA told me about when he was in mexico how he found out gasolina is slang for sperm so pretty much she is saying i love the sperm give me the sperm...i love it.


A ella le gusta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina!!) = She likes
xperm(give me more sperm!)

Como le encanta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina!!) = How she adores
sperm! (give me more sperm)

hahaha i looked it up further and i guess daddy yankee said he meant it about a girl who likes the street. whatever i still think gasolina=slang for sperm is funny.


sperm makes me laugh.
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[06 Jan 2007|02:34am]
[ mood | blah ]

everyone sucks.

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[11 Dec 2006|10:41pm]
recruiting one or two good friends to go to north carolina on spring break or summer to visit my new awesome friend. Garunteed good time.
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